The Incredibly Gay Republic of The One Galactic Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Palpatine with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.663 billion Galacticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient One Galactic Republician economy, worth 237 trillion Republican Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,083 Republican Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The One Galactic Republic's national animal is the Acklay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Force.

The One Galactic Republic is ranked 92,939^th in the world and 79^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.